Kiss My Ascot

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

the-winchester-initiative:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

badwolflaurel:

froghat:

satisfactual:steamboat-willies:

let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film

#you’ll be in our hearts #always

so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki

if you look hard enough his mom is jensen ackles

and Tarzan is like a baby Misha….

What is wrong with this fandom?

leo-arcana:

novakian:

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I don’t think we as a collective fandom will ever get over how perfect this casting is

seriously, you could almost believe they’re the same person

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

johneggbutt:

hotstriderbutt:

fuckyeahashes:

wardenmpreg:

i wasn’t kidding about the hussie folder….

hussie is my favorite nerdy pretentious twat

hes so perfect

where the fuck are you even getting these jesus fucking christ

striiders:

Day 24: The saddest death.

↳ Bro Strider’s.

GC: BUT H3 W4S YOUR STR4NG3 HUM4N M4N-LUSUS

GC: WHO T4UGHT YOU TO L1K3 COOL TH1NGS, L1K3 SWORDS 4ND PUPP3TS 4ND MOV1NG R34LLY F4ST!

GC: HOW COULD YOU NOT???

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

gavinfreesbutt:

:)

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.

superhighschoolleveluguu:

growlithed:

purrawontblink:

wanna know how i got these scars

sTOP

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

plinthe:

GUYS I’M HOLDING MY GIVEAWAY EARLY!! :D

I couldn’t wait ;DD You aren’t limited to the stuff in the image, those are just examples :3 here-be-cake did the image, she really wanted to do a comic sans giveaway collage so x’DD

What you’ll get:

- 1 Homestuck tee of your choice!

- 1 Homestuck hoodie (Or anything else) from what pumpkin!

- 1 Series 1 DVD set for any series!

- 2 books of your choice (Reasonal prices please)

- £20 to spend on fandom merch

- £20 to spend on youtuber merch (The cakeless image is a shirt by RoosterTeeth)

- 1 set of troll horns

- A little surprise :DD

Rules-

1 like, 1 reblog

No giveaway blogs or side blogs

You don’t have to follow me, I only want people who follow me for my blog, not for the free stuff they can win~

There will only be 1 winner

Ends on the 23rd November, Midnight GMT

I pay for shipping to!

If you’d like to swap at prizes if you are the winner, I will gladly do so if the desired object is of equivalent price~

-I’ll add more information later so please keep watch-

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.